My colleague , The boy idiot, for the umpteenth time, has the hots for a new trainee

I really don't know how many times he's been like this this year, but the signs are unmistakable: he has his little rituals .. squirting himself with cologne, scampering around the place then skulking handily around the coffee machine *ywn yawn yawn*

The thing is, he just doesn't do anything about it - he mumbles and fumbles around.

I said to him - GO and ask her out - he won't because she might say no.

I've explained to him time and time again that if he DOESN'T ask he'll NEVER EVER know.

DO something, SAY something, i say to him - her powers of telepathy are the same as everyone else's : non existant.

I'm sure that she can't read the thoughts he's trying to convey when he looks / squints at her with his little piggy-like eyes.

Just put us all out of our misery, boy - GO and invite her out to do 'SOMETHING' non specific.

ANY DAMNED THING !!!!!

He won't budge - cue a cringeworthy next few weeks. .. of moping and mooning around the place ... pining after her when she leaves at the end of the day ... forlorn stares out of the door ... *soupir*

It's a bit sick making really.

Hopelessly hoping and all that.



And me ? How'm i doing ?

I've been out and about again, visiting, getting people signed up... lots of legwork .. but at least and at long last the weekend starts here ...

Well, kind of ...

I'm working tomorrow morning :@(