J'ai failli oublié - il a neigé à Paname :)

Todays stats :

N° of e-mails that i've kind of overlooked and will reply to "later" : 20 +/-
N° of said e-mails that will probably disappear into the spam box : 19
N° of bonkers trainees sending mails to head office : 1
N° of replies from head office to bonkers trainee : 0

N° of married trainees giving me the come on : 1
N° of jail-bait trainees getting a bit too fruity :1

N° of people i'm interviewing tomorrow : 5

% of time spent playing on-line games : 80

Helmut Fritz - Ca m'enerve

Une des tubes de 2009

Euhh...

Rien

Je viens de me rendre compte de la discordance entre le blé que je rapporte à ma boite et la misere de salaire que j'empoche

En deux mille dix, il faut que je fasse autre chose de ma vie

Point barre

Recette du jour - La dinde au whisky

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Un-classy blagspotte

...then the other sperm says "How far is it to the ovaries ?", his mate replies "Relax. We just passed the tonsils"


A couple are on their honeymoon, lying in bed, ready to consummate their marriage, when the wife says to the husband,"I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."
The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."

The wife continues, "Yeah, I've already been with one, just the one, guy"

"Oh yeah? Who was this 'one' guy?"

"Tiger Woods."

"Tiger Woods the golfer?"

"Yeah."

"Well he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him." The husband and wife then make passionate love.

When they're finished, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.

"What are you doing?" says the wife.

The husband says, "I'm hungry. I was going to call room service and get some food."

"Tiger wouldn't do that. "

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."
The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love with his wife a second time.

When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone.

"What are you doing?" She says.

The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get some food."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it one more time."
The guy slams down the phone and goes back to bed and makes love to his wife one more time. When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.

The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"
"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods to find out what's par for this hole !"

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