There's been a bit of 'riffifi' as they say ...

BoyIdiot has been promoted

Yup !!!

The idiot one has moved up that geasy pole of WorldCorpTM

Well, if truth be held, it's somewhat hard to say if he's been promoted, moved sideways or dropped in the brown and smelly stuff

Given that he's been the deputy manager for years at our office, it's natural to assume that one day he'd be given real, life 'n' death, make it or break it, responsabilities

As of monday next, he's going to be running his own particle of the company

He didn't ask to be moved, but it's been an open secret for months that someone is leaving and it's my guess that IvoryTowers decided that they needed a buffoon to run the place into the ground

BoyIdiot had the short straw drawn for him

The rest of us are all quaking in our boots, keeping our heads down under the parapet and singing "oh oh oh what a luverly warrrrrrr"

Way back in the middle of sultry august, way before we discovered the value of thermolactyl leggings and the benefits of eating porridge in the mornings, i splashed out and invested in a new oven

Pretty banal, one might think, but it wasn't just any old, common or garden 'Oven' but a high-tec and high faluttin' affair

It cooks everything and anything to perfection
Or rather it 'did' cook ....

Since the 12th of december it's been on the blink

No roasted potatoes
No roast duck

No mincemeat pies for Christmas :'(

Today, Darty finally deigned to send me a replacement

Basterds

*There's a longer story to this, but i just can't be arsed to rake through it

Happy new year to every one !!

'Everyone' with the exception of the arseholes at Darty, naturally enough

J'ai failli oublié - il a neigé à Paname :)

Todays stats :

N° of e-mails that i've kind of overlooked and will reply to "later" : 20 +/-
N° of said e-mails that will probably disappear into the spam box : 19
N° of bonkers trainees sending mails to head office : 1
N° of replies from head office to bonkers trainee : 0

N° of married trainees giving me the come on : 1
N° of jail-bait trainees getting a bit too fruity :1

N° of people i'm interviewing tomorrow : 5

% of time spent playing on-line games : 80

Helmut Fritz - Ca m'enerve

Une des tubes de 2009

Euhh...

Rien

Je viens de me rendre compte de la discordance entre le blé que je rapporte à ma boite et la misere de salaire que j'empoche

En deux mille dix, il faut que je fasse autre chose de ma vie

Point barre