Which brings me back to one of my trainees - no, not the one who finds me "intellectually interesting" (that really does bug the arse off me, that one) but another one.

Every day, for the last three weeks or so that she's been around, she walks by my office, waves, gives me a huge shit-eating grin and says "saluuuut" and waves some more *very nice*

I really don't know her from Adam ... really and truly ... she could be the cleaner for all i know

After she'd seen one of my trainers today, i asked him, y'know, who's the chick.

He says to me "ohhhhh she really likes you. Who's the guy in the downstairs office, she keeps asking ..."

So obviously, by now, i'm a bit intereted "tell me more", i say.

"Well, she loves going on sexual tourism holidays ... she's after a good old shagging ! She tells me everything, in all the gory details ..."

"Heuuu ..ok ... so there's a bit of a risk that you'd end up catching things that you can't get rid of with soap and water, then ? ... you think ? " *gulp*

sums it all up really :@/