In Rome they do it with white smoke from the chimney

In my WorldCompany it's done with nudges and winks in dark, dank corners

After an interminable wait for some of my colleagues, the name of the new boss has been whispered to us today

It's no big deal as we know him and we all thought it'd be him, right from the start, for lots of different reasons - you've got to be a good people person being the main one

BoyIdiot's smugly content as he'll be able to continue being as ineffective as ever whilst still carrying on with his little lapdog routine

In a flash of inspiration, i think i'm going to have to call him TheGuv'nor