Money, its a crime...share it fairly but dont take a slice of my pie

Things are a bit heavy at work right now for different reasons

Firstly, and somewhat evidently, i'm still in the middle of my debt collecting which leaves me little time for much else

Fluffy's boss came in today for an un announced flying visit : so unannounced, that Fluffy was 'out' and i was the only body in the office (ooer, i thought)

"How's things ? What're the figures like ? What've you been upto ?"

(oooooo fuck)

" Euhhhh .... hang on, we'll check the figures together"

I got into our tracking system and hit F2 and F3 (i didn't get 'A' levels in computer programming for nothing i joke) and .....

.... fuck me blind, i thought: Fluffster has billed the equivalent of one training course at a rebate, BoyEejit is on minus figures, BonneARien has billed half as much as Fluffy

Right now, i'm the only one who's almost keeping our corner of WorldCorp a-float...

oooo double fuck, i'm thinking

'Hmmm' said the flaxen haired emissary from IvoryTowers

'And your own projection for the month ? '

'Bahhhn .. we're halfway through, we've got a day's less trade than last year ... i'm aiming to add on another 50K€"

"Hmmm" says Rapunzel, ominously "D'you have anything in the pipeline ?"

"In fact, actually ...."