There's been a bit of 'riffifi' as they say ...

BoyIdiot has been promoted

Yup !!!

The idiot one has moved up that geasy pole of WorldCorpTM

Well, if truth be held, it's somewhat hard to say if he's been promoted, moved sideways or dropped in the brown and smelly stuff

Given that he's been the deputy manager for years at our office, it's natural to assume that one day he'd be given real, life 'n' death, make it or break it, responsabilities

As of monday next, he's going to be running his own particle of the company

He didn't ask to be moved, but it's been an open secret for months that someone is leaving and it's my guess that IvoryTowers decided that they needed a buffoon to run the place into the ground

BoyIdiot had the short straw drawn for him

The rest of us are all quaking in our boots, keeping our heads down under the parapet and singing "oh oh oh what a luverly warrrrrrr"