So, then, back to normal after the annual and perfid consumerfest break

Bounty and bonhommie towards our most hated is all finished for twelve months ...we can all leave the bunkers

And lo, through the darkyest of winter nytes, whyt commeth be ?
'Tis ye grande annonce of ye office sales fygers !?!

Yooohoooooo

A BONUS AND A BOX OF CHEAPO CHOCOLATES FOR ALL AND SUNDRY

My pimpled and spotty arse !!!!!!!

For the last quarter
(more like .. ahem ... the last eighteen months or so)
I've been having trouble breaking surface to breathe
whilst keeping the pay cheques of others afloat

I've had an on-going, everyday feeling
of breathing through a straw sized snorkel
trying to escape a shit filled swamp of turd infested waters

It turns out that Fluffy and Bonnàrien
have done sweet f.a

Boy is our perf' poor

These two idiots are just soooo unsuited to their jobs

In the meantime, to make matters unfeasibly worser than worse, Wafelty Twots have appointed a new 'CountryBossMan'

Lets' just say that to be english is to understand the import of 'floba loba lob lob'

Bill and Ben the flower pot men now run WorldCorp France

fucking hell ...

If weee-eed is fluffy, what does that make me ?

Pffft

As they say in France,
ça craint le boudin

Ca sent aussi le nuit des couteaux :/