On another note, this week and for the next three weeks or so we're going to be training a tennis coach.

Who's a she.

My idiot colleague has taken a shine to her.

My idiot colleague's a nice guy but he's just a bit kinda wet.

When she takes a coffee break he just *appears* by magic at her side.

Well, he doesn't *appear* as such ... he sort of scuttles around the centre and *accidently* arrives at the coffee machine the same time that she does.

At the start of the day he just hangs aimelessly around the reception area ... hopelessly hoping, i guess ... then at the end of the day he just has to be walking past the room where she's working to say 'cheerio' as he toddles off home.

It's all a bit creepy, but she seems o.k with it ... for the moment.