I had my french for foreign people who massacre the language test today.

It was a listening and comprehension test with multiple choice answers filled in ever so meticulously on a grill using an oh-so serious-official HB pencil.

It was held in a hot, steamy, airtight room and i kinda zoned out after ten minutes or so and just filled out the little lozanges more or less approximately.

I'm a bit ambivalent about it all to be honest - i'm hoping to get the lowest ever score recorded with minus ten for starters for not being able to fill in my name correctly.