Panic stations

Gnnnnnnnnn
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*that's the sound of gnashing teeth and blood boiling up*
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Fuckshitwankpissbollocks

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Fuck
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Fuckityfuckfuck
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... heuuummmm ....

Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
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Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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...nope, i still don't feel any better .....
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FUCK
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FFFFFFFFFUUUCKKKKKIN'HELLLLLLLLL

Pffffft

My bank account has been cleared out
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Totally cleaned out
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*sobs a little*

I'm one of the most carefullest of people that i know with money - not scroogelike, just careful, y'know.

You never can tell what might be around the corner; unexpected bills, boilers blowing up or walls falling down.

I generally wait until ten days or so after payday to check my accounts and see where i am after all my direct debits have all gone out ... the usual stuff like rent, 'phone bill, gas, electricty etc

Tonight on the way home, i stopped off at the bank to get some cash and as an after thought, i checked my balance : 60€

60€ !!

I got paid last thursday.

I don't go to see les filles de joie, i don't gamble and i don't have a drug habit to support ...

Where has my dosh gone ?