I met an older woman at a club last night.

She was OK for 57, we drank a bit, and she asked if I'd ever had the sportsman's double, which is a mother and daughter Threesome.

I said no.
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We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.

We went back to her place.
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She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs:


"Mom you still awake?"