A very slow day today with hardly any incoming calls and e-mails; people are obviously making the most of tomorrows bank holiday and have gone away for a long weekend.

MissusBossWoman and i only needed to exchange the most briefest of glances and everything that needed to be said was conveyed - we're both very disillusioned by last nights election result - the question now is will she stay in France or will she leave the country...

One of our stupidest trainers came in brandishing an old copy of The Economist showing the Dispicable MidgetGuy depicted, rather aptly, as Napoleon on it's front cover.

"Qu'il est beau comme ça !!" she exulted.