Heat : scorching
Fractious and agressive métro passengers : uncountable
Shorts+ hairy legs+white calf length socks + sandals : tons
Hot chicks giving moi the full 'beam' effect : one *i've gotta seriously do something about that*

It's still summer and at long last Les Champs have come alive with little bombs of the sexy variety - s'funny but i've sudenly gotten the urge to go out during my lunch breaks.

What happens if you're in busy city, have to be somewhere for an important meeting and can't be arsed / don't have time to find a parking place ? You get a guy to park for you.

A voiturier.

Where i work there are three or four guys who make living from doing just that.

They have a basic wage plus the tips they get from grateful laszy people - ils se font des couilles en or, as we say.

I was talking to one of these guys this afternoon, who straight away said :

"Your english, right ? I know someone who wants to improve her english .. you could teach her, right ? for a bit of dosh on the side"

Me: "bit on the side ? !!!!!!"

Me : "Heuuuu ... a 'her' ? How old is she ? What's she like ? "

Him : " a young chick ... very tasty looking ... works as a lawyer"

Me *suddenly waking up* : "Here's my card !!"

Héhéhé ;@)