His assistant escorted me down to the lobby and during the time it took to go down the twenty floors, she proceeded to regale me with her 'effuse affection' for dear old Blighty, all things english and english blokes especially ...

As we arrived at the tenth floor, the lift stalled and blocked

ooeeer, i thought

'Alix' sighed, "This always happens" she said

We waited, with me wracking by brains for something to say or a non 'adult' joke to tell

Then it came to me in a flash : there are times where thirty second rencontre could be a gateway to a lifetime of hapiness or an access of unpure wanton lust ......................