I've neglected to fill in on a few details - about two or three months ago, TheGorgone from the planning departement took maternity leave to pop her sprog: Lucifer

Ever since, we've been trying to find a suitable replacement - there's been the DaffyHorsegirl, the FlakyChick and the GuyFromOverseas (who's still with us)

Today we've had a new addition - she's what we call a 'revenant' in the sense that she too has come back from maternity leave to re-join WorldCorp who couldn't find anywhere else to stick her without having to pay additional indeminites

So far, so good, one might think: someone who'll be a bit of use to us ... but, but ... wait for it ...

The new chick (TheNoisyFairy, then) is best buddies with BoyIdiot

In fact, the truth be told, they're long time best buddies ... best buddies who have to catch up on soooo many trivial and unimportant things ...

The laughing Gnome by David Bowie will give you an idea of what it sounds like

If you really can't be arsed, imagine that it's midnight and you've got an extended familly of insomniac mosquitos trapped between two net curtains, trying frantically to escape .....

One twonk was enough, now i've got two of the buggers to work with !!

I really have descended to somewhere worse than hell

For the sake of my own sanity, i must get my ass out of this madhouse and find a new job, surrounded by normalish adults - i fear the consequences if i don't

Pffft