I was outside this morning, chatting with a colleague about Obama's visit, when he who isn't the sharpest of knives in the cutlery drawer (the doorman for WorldCorp's offices) butted in :

Him : "He's coming here ?"
Us : "Yup"
Him : "Ohh ?? .. When ? "
Us : "At about 4 o'clock "
Him : "Wow ... are you going to get your photo taken with him when he meets your boss ? "
Us :"Heuuuuu ..."
*crickets*

Cue my colleague with : "Phouar, i bet you're glad you're not around when John Mc Cain comes by for a coffee"
Me : "yeah i know, with all those men in black milling around ... pffft .. that's going to put the frights into our regular clients ... besides, i'm not sure that a republicain would be allowed in"