The essentials

Hotties giving me the petted lip treatment, in the hope that i'd 'intervene' on something : 2
N° of times that the above tactic worked : 2 :'( my bad ... very bad indeed

How many times MargeTheAccountsWoman went off on a big one :1
N° of times i cowed her into silence with cutting britishness: 1 ... that's a card that i really don't like playing

The amount, in K€, left to recover from my list of shame : 60

The number of BoyIdiot's horrorstory wardrobe malfunctions : 3 (and counting)

Perhaps he really is daltonien.
Perhaps it's me and that i'm just not cool, hip and trendy
Maybe my mojo has abandoned me and gone walkabout

I've gotta say here ...

That BI's take on Tatoo from the t.v series 'Fantasy Island' was a bit too much for my Monday morning eyes and head

That if i give him the charitable benefit of the doubt, i would guess that yesterday, he must've thrown some clothes on in the dark ... some of them must've missed, which would explain everything

Today, well ... it was his favorite mallard green shirt and shouty tweetie-pie yellow tie combo

Tomorrow it'll be the yellow shirt, bright pink tie and cowboy boots get up

Or maybe

Even

Oh horror of horrors

A very fat Elvis might be in the house


halloween is like, next week ... just sayin', y'know ^¨^