Every company has to be mindfull of cutting costs, so it's not unusual, then, to see bright and perky little stickers on the walls of washrooms saying things like :

'Turn off the lights on the way out PLEASE !'
or ...
'Don't wash your hands under running water PLEASE !'
or even ...
'Bring you own loo roll PLEASE !'

I might just be making that last one up though ;@)

A new fatwa was issued today from the newly annointed 'Management Comittee' at Waflty Twats which stated that we should make a 'supplementary effort to recuperate materials' from trainers who jump ship - which is all fine, good and dandy (apparently it costs 50K€ a year per head to kit them all out with stuff that they don't use)

"But", came a cry from the pit-face workers, "What about the bosses' team building beanos to Gstadt and Morrocco. How much does that cost ? Can't they just go on an army assault course, spend a week in a mouldy old tent with nothing but country-side vermin, poisonous weeds and ditchwater to live off - that'll toughen up their soft, gentrified asses"

And

"Whaddabout those pointless, aimless, quartely meetings that everyone fawningly goes to in swanky Parisien hotels ? Could we not simply hold a tupperware party in someone's flat, grab some pizza and knock back hobo-strength belgian beer - it'll have the same effect at less than half the price, aaaand it'll be more fun"

There's mutiny in the air, Mistah Christian