Joke 'o' the day

A guy at a conference has just spent the evening talking to a beautiful young woman at the bar of the hotel.
The guy's a real live wire, he's been cracking jokes, she's been laughing lustily and they've been getting along really well.
Then comes the crucial your room or mine moment
The guy clears his throat and says
"I've got something to tell you ..."
"You're married !" she says
"Noooo, no,way ...."
"You're a mormon !!"
"No, not at all"
"You're a republican ?" she asks worriedly
"No, heavens forbid ... it's just .. that ... well .. i ... i play golf ! I'm a golfer !! I spend sunday mornings on the the green"
"Ohhhhhhhh is that all", she says,

"That's fine with me ... i'm a hooker"
"Ahhhhhhhh", he says,

"There's a problem with your grip, you can fix it by buying a good pair of gloves ..."

Thank you Pyotr :)