The prospective father-in-law asked, "Young man, can you support a family?"
The surprised groom-to-be replied, " Well, no. I was just planning to support your daughter. The rest of you will have to fend for yourselves!"
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Little Johnny asked his grandma how old she was.
Grandma answered, "39 and holding!"
Johnny thought for a moment, and then said, "And how old would you be if you let go?"
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A little boy in church for the first time watched as the ushers passed around the offering plates.
When they came near his pew, the boy said loudly, "Don't pay for me Daddy. I'm under five!"
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My husband bought me a mood ring the other day...When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead !