The joy of six ..... post coital commentaries

"I gotta go for a pee" (or take a dump)
Geeeee, thank you !! So, then, for the last hour or so, you've been desperately holding it all in !?! All becomes evident

"It's allllll damp on my side"
And ?

" Phouaaar, what did you eat tonight ?"
You can't talk, i know what you've just been eating

"And ....????"
*crickets* I thought Angie looked really good tonight, all things considered"

"Shiiiiiiiiiit, i forgot to take my pill this morning"
GO TAKE IT NOW,NOW, NOW, NOW

"But i thought you said you had a rubber ?"
"I did"
"Welllllll ........."°_O