Irish medical dictionary

ARTERY......The study of paintings.

BACTERIA.....Back door to cafeteria.

BARIUM......What doctors do when patients die.

BENIGN.....What you be, after you be eight.

CAESAREAN SECTION..A neighbourhood of Rome .

CATSCAN......Searching for kitty.

CAUTERISE....Made eye contact with her.

COLIC.......A sheep dog.

COMA.......A punctuation mark.

DILATE......To live long.

ENEMA.......Not a friend.

FESTER.......Quicker than someone else.

FIBULA.......A small lie.

IMPOTENT.....Distinguished, well known.

LABOUR PAIN.....Getting hurt at work.

MEDICAL STAFF...A Doctor's cane.

MORBID........A higher offer.

NITRATES.......Cheaper than day rates.

NODE.........I knew it!

OUTPATIENT......A person who has fainted.

PELVIS........Second cousin to Elvis.

POST OPERATIVE....A letter carrier.

RECOVERY ROOM...Place to do upholstery.

RECTUM.......Nearly killed him.

SECRETION.......Hiding something.

SEIZURE........Roman Emperor.

TABLET.........A small table.

TERMINAL ILLNESS...Getting sick at airport.

TUMOUR........One plus one more.

URINE..........Opposite of your out.

2xCONDOMS......To be sure, to be sure



Small things for tiny minds, i know i know :@)