Mid week
I wouldn't say that i spend my day checking out the girllies but ...
On the surprisingly crowded train on the way in this morning, i found myself stuck in the window seat next to a thirtysomething redhead .. infront of me there was a fidgety dirty blonde and to her left was a funky looking metisse.
I can now, finally, understand the merits of polygamy - i've signed the papers and i'm converting tomorrow !
Tonight I finally saw Barbie's (my neighbour) new squeeze - stone the crows, he younger than me .... Barbie se fait un djeune !!
I saw him as i was arriving home tonight and initially thought that he was the B.F of the young chick upstairs - she's a mighty preeeety young thang - but as i followed him with my arms full of junk mail, he just walked into Barbies gaff. No key, no knocking, no door bell ... i'm convinced she scooped him off the landing, for his empty steaming shoes were left on the landing.
Not even ten minutes had passed when the sound of flesh being slapped and the wanton groans of our Barbs slipping her muzzle/gag /sock could be heard throughout the block and so setting off the old mad guy upstairs into a fit of unhinged, truly frightening laughter.
My pizza hadn't even arrived in time for the footy and they'd already kicked off .
Talk about getting down to business, hey !
On the surprisingly crowded train on the way in this morning, i found myself stuck in the window seat next to a thirtysomething redhead .. infront of me there was a fidgety dirty blonde and to her left was a funky looking metisse.
I can now, finally, understand the merits of polygamy - i've signed the papers and i'm converting tomorrow !
Tonight I finally saw Barbie's (my neighbour) new squeeze - stone the crows, he younger than me .... Barbie se fait un djeune !!
I saw him as i was arriving home tonight and initially thought that he was the B.F of the young chick upstairs - she's a mighty preeeety young thang - but as i followed him with my arms full of junk mail, he just walked into Barbies gaff. No key, no knocking, no door bell ... i'm convinced she scooped him off the landing, for his empty steaming shoes were left on the landing.
Not even ten minutes had passed when the sound of flesh being slapped and the wanton groans of our Barbs slipping her muzzle/gag /sock could be heard throughout the block and so setting off the old mad guy upstairs into a fit of unhinged, truly frightening laughter.
My pizza hadn't even arrived in time for the footy and they'd already kicked off .
Talk about getting down to business, hey !
posted by Damiel | 11:31 PM
5 Comments:
i can speak to me'sel !
This kind of things is happening all over the place. You've lost some fine comments I'm sure.
Hey! it worked this time.
Stupid Blogger, my site has been down for over 12 hours! grr!
Good for your neighbour ;0) I wish it were me.
It brings a whole new meaning to 'noisy neighbours'!
I'm probably too old for her, y'know, i'm over thirty and have lost my milk teeth ;@)
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