Learn ta speak red neck (A to F)
Ah: The thing you see with, and the personal pronoun used denoting individuality.
"Ah think Ah've got somethin' in mah ah."
Ast: To interrogate or inquire, as when a revenue agent seeks information about illegal moonshine stills.
"Don't ast me so many question. It makes me mad."
Attair: Contraction used to indicate the specific item desire.
"Pass me attair gravy, please"
Awl: An amber fluid used to lubricate engines.
"Ah like attair car, but it sure does take a lot of awl."
Bawl: What water does at 212 degrees Fahrenheit.
"That gal cain't even bawl water without burnin' it."
Bleeve: Expression of intent or faith.
"Ah bleeve we ought to go to church this Sunday."
Cent: Plural of cent.
"You paid five dollars for that necktie? Ah wouldn't give fiddy cent for it."
Co-cola: The soft drink that started in Atlanta and conquered the world.
"Ah hear they even sell Co-cola in Russia."
Cyst: To render aid.
"Can Ah cyst you with those packages, ma'am."
Dayum: A cuss word Rhett Butler used in "Gone With the Wind."
"Frankly,my dear, I don't give a dayum."
Everwhichaways: To be scattered in all directions.
"You should have been there when the train hit attair chicken truck. Them chickens flew everwhichaways"
Far: A state of combustion that produces heat and light.
"Ah reckon it's about time to put out the far and call in the dawgs."
Flares: The colorful, sweet-smelling part of a plant.
"If yo wife's mad at ya, it's smart to take her some flares."
Fur: Measure of distance.
"It's a fur piece ta Etlanna."
Fur (II): Because of or to indicate possession.
"Fur yew ta get attair new car yew gotta go see Bubba bout a loan."
Ah: The thing you see with, and the personal pronoun used denoting individuality.
"Ah think Ah've got somethin' in mah ah."
Ast: To interrogate or inquire, as when a revenue agent seeks information about illegal moonshine stills.
"Don't ast me so many question. It makes me mad."
Attair: Contraction used to indicate the specific item desire.
"Pass me attair gravy, please"
Awl: An amber fluid used to lubricate engines.
"Ah like attair car, but it sure does take a lot of awl."
Bawl: What water does at 212 degrees Fahrenheit.
"That gal cain't even bawl water without burnin' it."
Bleeve: Expression of intent or faith.
"Ah bleeve we ought to go to church this Sunday."
Cent: Plural of cent.
"You paid five dollars for that necktie? Ah wouldn't give fiddy cent for it."
Co-cola: The soft drink that started in Atlanta and conquered the world.
"Ah hear they even sell Co-cola in Russia."
Cyst: To render aid.
"Can Ah cyst you with those packages, ma'am."
Dayum: A cuss word Rhett Butler used in "Gone With the Wind."
"Frankly,my dear, I don't give a dayum."
Everwhichaways: To be scattered in all directions.
"You should have been there when the train hit attair chicken truck. Them chickens flew everwhichaways"
Far: A state of combustion that produces heat and light.
"Ah reckon it's about time to put out the far and call in the dawgs."
Flares: The colorful, sweet-smelling part of a plant.
"If yo wife's mad at ya, it's smart to take her some flares."
Fur: Measure of distance.
"It's a fur piece ta Etlanna."
Fur (II): Because of or to indicate possession.
"Fur yew ta get attair new car yew gotta go see Bubba bout a loan."
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