An englishman in Paris

mardi, juillet 29, 2008

Learn ta speak red neck (A to F)

Ah: The thing you see with, and the personal pronoun used denoting individuality.
"Ah think Ah've got somethin' in mah ah."

Ast: To interrogate or inquire, as when a revenue agent seeks information about illegal moonshine stills.
"Don't ast me so many question. It makes me mad."

Attair: Contraction used to indicate the specific item desire.
"Pass me attair gravy, please"

Awl: An amber fluid used to lubricate engines.
"Ah like attair car, but it sure does take a lot of awl."

Bawl: What water does at 212 degrees Fahrenheit.
"That gal cain't even bawl water without burnin' it."

Bleeve: Expression of intent or faith.
"Ah bleeve we ought to go to church this Sunday."

Cent: Plural of cent.
"You paid five dollars for that necktie? Ah wouldn't give fiddy cent for it."

Co-cola: The soft drink that started in Atlanta and conquered the world.
"Ah hear they even sell Co-cola in Russia."

Cyst: To render aid.
"Can Ah cyst you with those packages, ma'am."

Dayum: A cuss word Rhett Butler used in "Gone With the Wind."
"Frankly,my dear, I don't give a dayum."

Everwhichaways: To be scattered in all directions.
"You should have been there when the train hit attair chicken truck. Them chickens flew everwhichaways"

Far: A state of combustion that produces heat and light.
"Ah reckon it's about time to put out the far and call in the dawgs."

Flares: The colorful, sweet-smelling part of a plant.
"If yo wife's mad at ya, it's smart to take her some flares."

Fur: Measure of distance.
"It's a fur piece ta Etlanna."

Fur (II): Because of or to indicate possession.
"Fur yew ta get attair new car yew gotta go see Bubba bout a loan."

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