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"Can I have some Irish Sausages please?", asked Paddy

The Assistant looked at him and asked "Are you Irish?"

"If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican?Would Ya? Would Ya?"

The assistant says, "Well no ..."

"And", continued Paddy, "if I asked you for some Bourbon Whiskey, would you ask me if I was American? What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?!!"

"Well, no, I probably wouldn't!"

So with self-indignation, the Irishman says, "Well, all right then! So why ask me if I'm Irish just because I asked for Irish Sausages?!"

The Assistant replies, "Because you're in Homebase."
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