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Intelligence testing
Test 1
Once upon a time, whilst at her mother's funeral, a young woman saw a handsome man that she had never seen before. She fell in love with him, right there on the spot - she really thought that he was the man of her dreams ...
A few days later, the young woman shot and killed her own sister
Question:
What was her motive for killing her sister ?
Don't skip down to read the answer, that's what cheaty cheaters do !
Think about how you'd reply to the question.
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Answer:
She hoped that the guy would turn up again to her sister's funeral
If you answered correctly, you think like a psychopath
Apparently, this test was used by a psychologist in the U.S to try to find out if respondants had the mentality of an assassin - many serial killers who were posed the question, replied 'correctly'
If you didn't reply correctly - then all's fine and dandy !
If you have friends who get the correct answer - you should perhaps stop seeing them or move out of town ... maybe ;@)
Test 2
Take 10 seconds at the most to do this one, otherwise it doesn't work, then read the results lower down
It's easy peesy : just count the number of 'F's in this short phrase
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FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE-
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIF-
IC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF YEARS
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You're done !?!
Sure ?
OK?
HOW MANY 'F's DID YOU SAY ??
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Three?
Really ?
Nahhh there are 6 !! - no joke !
Go back and count again!
Here's how it works : our brains have trouble with the word 'of'
Crazy, huh ?
If you found six straight away - your're a genious
Four or five is pretty rare, three is normal
less than three .... you'd better change your glasses
Test 3
This next one is pretty cool
Don't be scared, just whizz through it quickly
Have you ever wondered if your way of thinking is 'normal' (whatever that means) or if you're different .. or someone who's a bit special
Ok, if you do this test seriously, you'll have your reply :@)
Follow the instructions and answer the questions one by one, don't skip on down to the answer ... you don't have to write down the answers
You'll be surprised by the result - it's guaranteed !
How much is
15+6
3+56
89+2
12+53
75+26
25+52
63+32
I know, we're not all mathematicians, but this is the real exercise
123+5
STOP!
THINK OF A COLOR AND A TOOL!
Keep going
Nearly there
Hmmm let me see, now
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You thought of a red hammer, no ?
If not, you're part of the 2% of the population who can actually hold onto two seperate thoughts at the same time
98% of the population will spontaneously say 'Red Hammer' if given the same exercise ...
Test 4
The pig test
No cheating now and do the test properly
Go find yourself a pencil and a pice of paper - whatever comes to hand: the back of an envelope, an old love letter .. whatever
Got it all together ?
NO ?
Come onnnnn
READY ?
COOL !
Let's go, it's a funny one !!
Take that piece of white paper and the pencil : draw a pig !
NO NO NO NO NO !!!
Draw the pig before you scroll down !
SERIOUSLY, NOW, NO CHEATING
C'mon, it'll only take you, like, thirty seconds to draw a pig
NOOOOOO DRAW IT FIRST !!!
YOU'RE DONE ?
SURE ?
HMMMMMM
The pig is a personnality test
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If you drew your little piggy :
* Towards the top of the piece of paper: you're positif and an optimist
* Nearer to the centre: you're a realist
* Towards the bottom: you're a pessimist and tend to have more of a negative attitude
* If the little piggy is looking to the left: you tend to have traditional values, are friendly and easily remember dates (wedding anniversaries, birthdays etc)
* If the little piggy's looking towards the right: you're more of an innovator, someone who is active but who doesn't have a sense of familly and remembering important dates aren't really your thing
* If the little piggy's looking towards you : you're direct, you like to be the devil's advocate and aren't afraid of saying what's on your mind
* If you've given the little piggy lots of details: you're someone who's analytic, patient and a bit untrusting of others
* If there are few details: you function on an emotional level, a bit of an ingénue, not particulary methodical and are a risk taker
* If little piggy has less than 4 feet: you're hesitant or you're going through a period with a lot of life changes going on
* If little piggy has 4 feet: you're sure of yourself, a bit obstinate and hold on tight to your opinions and ideas
* If little piggy has more than 4 feet: you're an idiot :p
* The size of the ears indicates your ability to listen to others: the bigger they are the better it is (obviously)
* The tail: the length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life. Again, the longer it is the better it is !!!!!!!!!!
OK, SO ...
Who forgot to add a tail ???????
Intelligence testing
Test 1
Once upon a time, whilst at her mother's funeral, a young woman saw a handsome man that she had never seen before. She fell in love with him, right there on the spot - she really thought that he was the man of her dreams ...
A few days later, the young woman shot and killed her own sister
Question:
What was her motive for killing her sister ?
Don't skip down to read the answer, that's what cheaty cheaters do !
Think about how you'd reply to the question.
.......
.......
.......
.......
.............
...........
.........
.......
.....
...
.
Answer:
She hoped that the guy would turn up again to her sister's funeral
If you answered correctly, you think like a psychopath
Apparently, this test was used by a psychologist in the U.S to try to find out if respondants had the mentality of an assassin - many serial killers who were posed the question, replied 'correctly'
If you didn't reply correctly - then all's fine and dandy !
If you have friends who get the correct answer - you should perhaps stop seeing them or move out of town ... maybe ;@)
Test 2
Take 10 seconds at the most to do this one, otherwise it doesn't work, then read the results lower down
It's easy peesy : just count the number of 'F's in this short phrase
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE-
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIF-
IC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF YEARS
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You're done !?!
Sure ?
OK?
HOW MANY 'F's DID YOU SAY ??
.......
.......
.......
.......
.............
...........
.........
.......
.....
...
.
Three?
Really ?
Nahhh there are 6 !! - no joke !
Go back and count again!
Here's how it works : our brains have trouble with the word 'of'
Crazy, huh ?
If you found six straight away - your're a genious
Four or five is pretty rare, three is normal
less than three .... you'd better change your glasses
Test 3
This next one is pretty cool
Don't be scared, just whizz through it quickly
Have you ever wondered if your way of thinking is 'normal' (whatever that means) or if you're different .. or someone who's a bit special
Ok, if you do this test seriously, you'll have your reply :@)
Follow the instructions and answer the questions one by one, don't skip on down to the answer ... you don't have to write down the answers
You'll be surprised by the result - it's guaranteed !
How much is
15+6
3+56
89+2
12+53
75+26
25+52
63+32
I know, we're not all mathematicians, but this is the real exercise
123+5
STOP!
THINK OF A COLOR AND A TOOL!
Keep going
Nearly there
Hmmm let me see, now
.......
.......
.......
.......
.............
...........
.........
.......
.....
...
.
You thought of a red hammer, no ?
If not, you're part of the 2% of the population who can actually hold onto two seperate thoughts at the same time
98% of the population will spontaneously say 'Red Hammer' if given the same exercise ...
Test 4
The pig test
No cheating now and do the test properly
Go find yourself a pencil and a pice of paper - whatever comes to hand: the back of an envelope, an old love letter .. whatever
Got it all together ?
NO ?
Come onnnnn
READY ?
COOL !
Let's go, it's a funny one !!
Take that piece of white paper and the pencil : draw a pig !
NO NO NO NO NO !!!
Draw the pig before you scroll down !
SERIOUSLY, NOW, NO CHEATING
C'mon, it'll only take you, like, thirty seconds to draw a pig
NOOOOOO DRAW IT FIRST !!!
YOU'RE DONE ?
SURE ?
HMMMMMM
The pig is a personnality test
.......
.......
.......
.......
.............
...........
.........
.......
.....
...
.
If you drew your little piggy :
* Towards the top of the piece of paper: you're positif and an optimist
* Nearer to the centre: you're a realist
* Towards the bottom: you're a pessimist and tend to have more of a negative attitude
* If the little piggy is looking to the left: you tend to have traditional values, are friendly and easily remember dates (wedding anniversaries, birthdays etc)
* If the little piggy's looking towards the right: you're more of an innovator, someone who is active but who doesn't have a sense of familly and remembering important dates aren't really your thing
* If the little piggy's looking towards you : you're direct, you like to be the devil's advocate and aren't afraid of saying what's on your mind
* If you've given the little piggy lots of details: you're someone who's analytic, patient and a bit untrusting of others
* If there are few details: you function on an emotional level, a bit of an ingénue, not particulary methodical and are a risk taker
* If little piggy has less than 4 feet: you're hesitant or you're going through a period with a lot of life changes going on
* If little piggy has 4 feet: you're sure of yourself, a bit obstinate and hold on tight to your opinions and ideas
* If little piggy has more than 4 feet: you're an idiot :p
* The size of the ears indicates your ability to listen to others: the bigger they are the better it is (obviously)
* The tail: the length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life. Again, the longer it is the better it is !!!!!!!!!!
OK, SO ...
Who forgot to add a tail ???????
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posted by Damiel | 10:58 PM
2 Comments:
I'm a friendly psychopath with a red hammer and a great sex life.
That's pretty frightning... you seduce 'em then thwack 'em once they've dozed off !?!
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