I'm feeling raggled, fraggled and all bedraggled

I've really had a gutfull with the hunt for a new place to live
I just don't remember it being all so fraught a few years ago

I've got my ranting head on - sorry :'(

Maybe it's the current state of affairs or perhaps it's just me, but i really do find the average landord to be either a lying old shitbag, a shyster on the make or an anal jobsworth ...

... an anal jobsworth who must've missed his vocation working in a menial job with some obscure and dull governemental department - most likely at the Ministry of Unimportant Things

Ever since that failed interview as a pizza faced, grubby, overweight 18 year old nerd, he's made it a badge of honor to make life a misery for everyone that he meets

Pffffffffffft