Joke of the day

BillyBob is excited as today, for the first time in a long while, he's going bear hunting

So there he is in the forest when he sees a cute little brown bear - he draws a bead, takes aim, fires and the little bear falls over. Dead

Suddenly, BillyBob feels someone tapping him on the shoulder

He turns around and comes face to face, nose to nose with a big brown bear who says to him "You've gotta make a choice, either i beat you to death, or, i sodomise you. Which is it to be ?"

BillyBob chooses life ...

After two weeks in hospital, BillyBob is looking for revenge, so, he goes back to the forest, tracks down the bear and kills it.

He feels someone tapping him on the shoulder. Once more, a bit more worried this time, he turns around...

In front of him there stands a huge grizzly bear who says "I think you've made a terrible mistake there. I'll give you two choices, either i beat you to death or you let me have brutal sex with you, right here on the dirt floor. Which is it to be ?"

Once again, BillyBob chooses life ...

During his three months in and out of intensive care, his antibiotic treatment and his re-education therapy, BillyBob thinks all about how he can get his revenge on the big grizzly

Once he leaves hospital, he goes on holiday, back to the forest and starts looking for his nemesis. Finally, after weeks and weeks of hiking, he finds the big grizzly and kills it

He breathes a sigh of relief and is about to take a slug of whisky when, suddenly, someone taps him on the shoulder ...

It's a huge polar bear who looks at him and says "Let's be honest BillyBob, you don't really just come here to hunt, do you ..."

Cheers Balaj ;@)