The second extract from 'Disorder in the american court of law' ...

LAWYER: So, then, the date of (the baby's) conception is the 8th ?
WITNESS: Yes.
LAWYER: And what were you doing at that moment?
WITNESS: I was fucking.
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LAWYER: She had three children, is that right?
WITNESS: Yes.
LAWYER: How many of them were boys?
WITNESS: None.
LAWYER: How many of them were girls?
WITNESS: You honour the judge, I think i need another lawyer. Can i have another lawyer please?
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LAWYER: How did your first marriage end?
WITNESS: By death.
LAWYER: And, by whose death did it end?
WITNESS: Guess.
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LAWYER: Could you describe the individual?
WITNESS:Of an average height, with a beard.
LAWYER: Was it a man or a woman?
WITNESS: Unless there was a circus in town, i'd say a a man.
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LAWYER: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you carried out on dead people?
TÉMOIN: All of them. The living tend to put up a fight.