What follows is an extract from a book called 'Disorder in the american court of law' and all examples are dictated from real case notes ...

LAWYER : What was the first thing that your husband said to you on that fateful morning ?
WITNESS : He said, "Where am i, Cathy?'
LAWYER : And why did that displease you ?
WITNESS: Because i'm called Susan !
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LAWYER: Are you sexually active ?
WITNESS: No, I'd describe my self as being passive
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LAWYER: Does this grave myasthenie, affect your memory in any way?
WITNESS: Yes, it does
LAWYER: And in what way does it affect your memory ?
WITNESS: I forget
LAWYER: You forget ? Could you give us an example of something that you've forgotten ?
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LAWYER: Docteur, isn't it true that when someone dies in their sleep, they don't know about it until the next morning ?
WITNESS: Have you really passed the Bar ?
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LAWYER: The youngest boy, the twenty year-old, how old was he?
WITNESS: Twenty, the same as your QI
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LAWYER: Were you present when your photograph was taken ?
WITNESS: Are you trying to get a rise outta me ?