Paranoimia ... bis

About ten days ago or so, we were delivered enough 'pig flu' sanitary containers, (replete with their regulatory hospital-white bin liners and bio hazard symbols) to keep a small, banana republic sized army occupied until doomsday

Then, last week, we took delivery of antiseptic sheepdip that we're supposed to use before and after we've shaken hands or had any bodily, non biblical contact what-so-ever, with people of any persuasion

BoyIdiot needs to take an ice cold shower in the stuff, but i'll leave that observation where it is ..

Cue, then, a highly alcoholic odeur that permeates the whole building ...

.. and a slew of trainers who have all developed heavy flu-like symptoms

Psychosomatic illness anyone ?