Joke of dubious taste

A cruise ship goes down just off the coast of a small deserted island.

There were only 3 survivors: 2 guys and a girl.

They all lived together happily ever after.

The End.

Except .....

After several years of being treated as a princess and having her every little whim and caprice catered to, she started to feel the place was too big for three.

She couldn't decide which one to break it to as she loved them both equally as dearly.

In a fit of confusion one day (Who should go ? Who should stay ? Him ? him ? Me ? "EEEK" ) she *bang* killed herself.

A very tragic event.

Two guys managed to get over it and after a while nature once more took it's inevitable course......

After a few years, the two guys began to feel tremendous remorse and shame about the whole thing...THIS JUST CANNOT CONTINUE LIKE THIS .... kinda thing.



So they buried her.



Then there's one about Claudia Schiffer .....