Quick joke

A rabbit is being chased around the forest by a big grizzly bear, the bear is steadily gaining ground and is already savouring his future lunch.

Suddenly, from out of no-where a genie appears.

"Hi guys. Why is there so much hate and mistrust in the world ? In an effort to foster love and trustfulness between enemies, i'm going to grant you both three wishes .. who wants to go first ?"

The rabbit and the bear eye each other warily.

"Me first, him second", says the bear finally.

"O.K", says the genie "your wish is my command ... what would you like ?"

The bear, without any hesitation says " I want all the bears in this forest to be FEMALE" - he turns and smirks at the rabbit.

"Wish granted", says the genie, "... and for you Mister Rabbit ?"

"I want a crash helmet", says the rabbit - he looks at the bear and smiles.

"Wish granted", says the genie, "Next wish, Mister Bear"

The bear hesitates, then says "i want all the bears, in the whole of the country to be FEMALE", he roars - he gives a blood curdling smile to the rabbit.

"Wish granted, Mister Bear ... Mister Rabbit, what would you like for your second wish ?"

Without batting an eye, the rabbit says : "I would like a mortorcycle, if it's not too much trouble"

"No trouble at all; wish granted. Mister Bear, your third and final wish ?"

The bear, at this point is a bit confused - why didn't the rabbit just ask for a motorbike with all the gear as a first wish ? He sure'n' hell is one dumb rabbit ...

Fianlly the bear regains his composure and says "I want that all the bears, on the whole planet to be FEMALE" - he winks at the rabbit, grins and starts rubbing his hands.

"Wish granted, Mister Bear ... Mister Rabbit, your final and ultimate wish please, young Sir"

The rabbit thinks for a while, kick starts the motorcycle ... he puts his helmet on and starts revving up ... he puts the bike in gear, holds in the clutch and over the racket shouts :

"I WISH THAT MISTER BEAR WAS GAY .. "

Va-va-vroom