Two days in and I don't feel as though i've been away on holiday.

All is not peace and joy, lets just say.


A part from that, i had a chat with Idiotboy this afternoon about his German tennis-coach-girlie ...

"So, er ... how'd it go then, did you take her out ?" i asked him

"Oh yeah, we went out two three times .. cinema, bar, restaurant"

"Cooool ... and er... y'know .. was she interested ? "

"heuuu .. i dunno"

"but you went out together ... what happened ? I don't want graphic details, yknow ... but, like .. yknow ... on a scale going from holdyhandy stuff all the way to a bit of a sly old grope in the cinema ... how far did things go ?"

"heuuu ... "

"Cor blimey ..... you didn't try anything ? At all ?"

"heuuu ... no"

"but but but ......d'oh!"


That was it.

One of us is missing something and i ain't too sure it's me.