As from the 19th of this month i'll be working amongst the harridans on the floor above - apparently the powers that be have fixed the date for the relocalisation of my office

I'm going to be 'mixing it' with the PlanningWitches and Screechy 'n' Twitchy - a.k.a MissusBossWoman and BoyIdiot ... my days of relative calm are about to come to an end :'(

Talking of the one and only B.I ...

A while ago i said that the flags were up and the red lights were furiously blinking on the 'BoyIdiot has the hots for someone' dashboard

The object of his undesired dribbling attention was at the in-desk this afternoon

As soon as he saw her, he adjusted his yellow Mickey Mouse tie, tucked his mallard green shirt into his grey underduds and on cloven hooves, clip-clopped over to greet her

To judge by his performance, i should say that multi-tasking isn't one of his strong points

It's all just too much for him, le pauvre pépére, what with the lovelorn sighs, the woozy swoons and the wan smiles all at once

He gets a wee bit, well, un-coordinated, i guess

To such an extent that his supersize horror story clown shoes got a bit entwined with a relatively innocent looking waste paper basket

Which in turn led to ...

... a BI head/coffee machine coincidence in the fabric of time

Vini vidi vici .. heuuuu .. no, not really