The heat has been stifling this afternoon (there's no air conditioning in the office) and whilst taking a breather outside, i unwittingly became embroiled in a discussion about Gay Vs Hetero sex ... i work with a very mixed bunch of arty type people

The main theme was about terms that are acceptably acceptable to describe parts of the body, adjectives and various ways of describing what people get upto in the sanctity of their own homes

It was no shock to discover that certain words are generally a bit of a no-no : the 'C' word was deemed a non starter by everyone present

Although ''shaggin'', "humpin' " and "rumpy pumpy" is fine by me - ''shaftin' '' and ''rogerin' '' is a bit too ... heuuu .. stiff, let's say, for my colleague, MisterMuscle

One of my more naive trainers was rendered speechless to learn that some blokes like/enjoy a bit of a finger up the jaxy and as open minded as i am , one of my butter-wouldn't-melt-in-her mouth trainers sent me into silence with : 'Fancy a bit of a porkin' bébé ?'

But, oh cherished reader of one (and you must forgive my prudishness here) the thing that stumped us all was "shrimping"

What 'n' the hell is that about ?