If the guy handling the sale of my flat is representative of the whole species, i can only deduce that estate agents are a bunch of fucking arseholes and that the world would be better off without the fuckers

I've just got home tonight to find the windows that i leave open to allow a bit of fresh air in, have all been systematically, tightly closed

The door to the bathroom has been left open - gee, i dunno, perhaps it's just me, but the last thing i fancy having when i walk into someone's home is a ringside view of their crapper ...

To cap things off, there are fucking big, bloodyfuckingfilthymuddy fucking footprints all over the fucking place - even up the fucking stairs that've just been completely fucking re-done

What a complete fucking wanker of an utterly fucking useless fucking tosspot of a fucking dickhead the guy is

I think that i can safely say that to judge from the 'fuck'/sentence ratio, i must be pretty much over my near-death-by-flu experience