Crap joke spotte

Bob : "My dog Minton keeps eating all my shuttlecocks."
Dave :"Bad Minton!"

Two men go past each other whilst taking their dogs for a walk in the graveyard. The first one says "Morning" and the other one replies "No, just walking the dog"

Why should you never buy Russian underpants ? - Chernobyl fallout

What do you call a pig with three eyes? - a Piiig!

What do you call a judge with no thumbs ? - Justice Fingers

Stevie Wonder gets a cheese grater for Christmas and a friend calls him to ask if he liked it. Stevie says, "Man, that was the most violent book I ever read"