(sick) Joke 'o' the day

Merci Balaj ;)

As usual, a joke in the worstest most possible of taste...

One day, a young somalian boy decides that he's had enough of the poverty, the famine and the squalour of his country and decides to head off to yurp ...

Not knowing what to do or where to turn, he talks to the older boys in his village about the best way of fulfilling his dream

"Hire a camel to carry you across the desert", says the first one

'Take a boat", says the second

"A camel will cost you your sister in marriage and getting on a boat is tantamount to slavery ... i should swim there, if i were you", said the village elder

Finally, after struggling with his conscience, he decides to swim his way to Europe

And so, one fine day, he dives into the indian ocean, swims around the cape horn, makes it up the persian gulf and finds himself in the entry to the Suez canal

Three weeks of non-stop swimming later, he's at the entry to the mediterranean sea : i'm almost there, he thinks

After another three weeks of relentless swimming, he arrives, completely exhausted and 30 kilos lighter, on the beach at Saint Tropez ...

From his viewpoint he can see 20 or so young children mingling about on the beach accompanied by a middle aged woman

As he approaches, dehydrated and litterally dying of hunger, he sees that the woman has her arms full of buscuits, cakes and chocolates - a sight to be truly beholden ...

As he approaches, he can hear her saying :

"O.k childen, who hasn't eaten yet ??"

Amazed and bewildered at the sight of the goodies on offer, he raises his arm and cries out :

"ME ME ME ME ME ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Very good", says the school mistress,

"You can go for a swim"