Blague du jour

A little girl, aged six or seven years old, goes to speak to her mother:
"Mommy, where did the first mommy and daddy come from ?"

Her mother thinks for a while, then says:
"Weeeelll .. a long time ago, god decided that the earth he'd just created needed to be looked after. He made Adam and Eve to take care of things for him: they were the first ever parentts !"

A little while later, the little girl goes to see her father to find out what he thinks about the subject:
"Daddy, where did the first ever parents come from ?"

Her father stops to think ... then says:
"Weellll ...a long, long time ago, there were monkeys who lived on the planet, there were mummy monkeys, daddy monkeys, grandad monkeys, even grandma monkeys and, of course, little baby monkeys. As the temperature grew hotter, so the monkeys lost their fur ... and as time went by, the monkeys changed : they evolved to become human, like you and me. So, you could say that the first parents were monkeys!"

"Hmmm," said the little girl with her forehead creased into a frown.

At the dinner table that night, the little girl didn't seem very hungry; she spent the entire time pushing her food around her plate ...

"What's the matter honey," asked her mother "aren't you feeling very well ?"

The girl looked up and said:

"Why did you lie to me ?"

"What !?!", cried her parents in unison

"Mommy, you told me that the first parents on earth were Adam and Eve, whilst you, daddy, told me that we all come from monkeys !!"

"Ohhh sweetie, " said her mother, "i was only telling you about my side of the family"