I'm well aware that BoyIdiot, for all of his faults, can sometimes be the laziest of lazy bastards to have ever lived

Even so, this week he has really upped the anté big time and taken the idea of absolute nothingness to somewhere where even Lao Tzu wouldn't be wanting to go

The telephones could be ringing themselves into a frenzy, WorldCorp could be going up in flames or a troop of Playmates, wearing nothing other than gummy smiles, could come charging through the corridor ... whatever ... the IdiotOne would still be standing by the coffee machine, nursing his goblet of ice tea

Evidently and to no avail, i've made remarks about being the only monkey in the place, shaking the tree and picking up nuts ...

He's of on his hols as from next week - probably to stay at home and watch was happening on his ceiling

I'm very seriously, really seriously, thinking about hiding half a kilo of raw prawns somewhere behind his filing cabinet ...