An Amish family of father, mother and son were in the big city for the first time, never having left their small village previously.

After wandering about the city looking in wonder at all the new things, they finally entered a large department store.

The mother went off to do some shopping.

Meanwhile, the father and son were watching the lifts in fascination, wondering what they were and what they did.

They watched as the metal doors opened and watched an old, frumpy looking lady get into the small room inside, then watched the metal doors shut.

Then they watched in awe as the lights above the lift doors lit up one by one, from "1" through to "8", then reversed and lit back one by one to "1" again.

Then the metal doors opened and out from the small room stepped a young, beautiful woman.

After a few seconds of silence, the father said to his son quietly,
"Son, go get your mother..."
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What goes clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clop?

An Amish drive by shooting.